Small Jokes On SEX...........

Laugh.........................

SEX : It is science with wife..
          It is an art with a girlfriend..
          It is commerce with a prostitute..
          And It is just a social service with Auntie's..

Boy: Can I touch your software?
Girl : First show me your hardware..
Boy : Should I install it in your system?
Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install..


Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl?
Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have   nipples
       they have a pole and we have a hole..


Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape..
Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/- Judge : Rs.10,000/- for rape,
10.2% entertainment tax and 4% VAT..


Girl : " What do you like in me? "
Boy : " those 2 big white balls having black dots in it.."
Girl : " what??? "
Boy : " yes, your eyes.."


A very sexy and attractive female employer meets her boss and says: " Sir
will you please remove something from my breast? "
Boss: " Vow!! what's that? "
She : " your eyes sir " 

I know that. Nobody laugh. But they enjoy in deep.......
Carry on friends....